dreamer

I need a job, in a bad way. Unfortunately, I am riddled with an abundance of laziness and unwillingness to do any actual legwork required to find a job.

That's not true, actually. I look on 3-4 job sites 10-15 times a day (I have a lot of free time), but no one is hiring anybody right now. They are all firing. I emailed McNeil and begged for a job and they said sorry but we have actually for real no monies and we let half the team go already and so, sorry.

That's not a good outlook.

Paul is fucking scratching my elbows as I type and it's REALLY FUCKING PISSING ME OFF. Excuse me for a minute.

Ahhh, that's better. Trapping him in his bedroom by using the word "food". Heh. The cat knows like 3 words, and they are "Paul" (and variations on his name like "Paulie" and "You-Fucking-Little-Piece-of-Shit-Mother-Fucking-Bastard-Get-The-Fuck-Off-the-Desk-So-Help-Me-God"), "food", and "treat". If you want to make him meow really loud, you just keep saying "treat" over and over again and walk to the kitchen where the treats are. He goes apeshit. It's kittie drugs.

I need some non-cat friends.


Since 2009 started, have you..

• Had a boyfriend/girlfriend:
I have, yes. Three or four actually.

• Had your birthday:
Nope

• Been to church:
I have not, although I watched a comedian talk about his first (and only) experience in a Catholic church, and I nearly peed my pants laughing.

• Cried:
A little bit

• Had someone close to you pass away:
Yes, not extremely close, but she was my neighbour and I used to babysit for her in high school.

• Pulled an all nighter:
Only once in first year in between physics and calculus.

• Drank tim hortons:
Yes of course

• Gone on a shopping spree:
Yes and I bought nothing except towels. It was great.

• Gone to the movies:
No

• Bought something over $100:
Definitely not. Unless you count rent.

• Met someone new:
Nope

• Been out of your home town:
Yes

• Done something craazy:
Not likely

• Thought about moving:
Oh yes, almost every day.

• Kissed someone:
Yes. A few people.

• Slept in a friend's bed:
Nope

• Snuck someone over:
I can't say

• Snuck out of your own house:
Yes. I can't have my parents knowing that I sometimes run errands in the middle of the day. From my own apartment.

• Been to a bar:
Not technically. I've been to a restaurant that had a bar, and we were seated in the bar section, so.....yeah.

• Been cαlled α whore:
Not yet this year. Keeping the old fingers crossed though, maybe this weekend.

• Drove somewhere:
Every day

• Done something you regret:
I don't think so

• Drαnk αlcohol:
Of course

Last :

• Thing you bought:
I put money on the laundry card. Oh! The excitement of my lifestyle!

• Person you hugged:
Paulie

• Person to call you:
Andrew, last night at the pool to tell me to get my ass outside

• Person who messaged you:
Andrew, to ask me if I'd gone out yet. I hadn't. I still haven't.

• Time you took a bubble bαth:
I honestly don't even know.

• Time you felt stupid:
All the time counts, right?

• Time you walked a mile:
I'm not sure how far a mile is. The last time I went for a run, it was about 7.5 kilometres, which is not the same unit and is also not the same mode of transportation, but I am Canadian and we measure things more logically up here. Also, I probably walked a "mile" on Saturday at Square One.

• Person who saw you cry:
Andrew

• Person who made you cry:
Barack Obama. Actually, it wasn't him, it was Aretha Franklin. No, it was even before her. I think what made me cry was realizing that today is the day that finally, finally, Bush has no power anymore.

• Person you watched a movie with:
Andyroo

• Person you danced with:
Paulie

• Person you yelled at:
Paul. I yell at him a lot. The last time, he was on top of the tv trying to catch the light reflection on the ceiling. THE CEILING. He is dumb.

• Person that told you they loved you:
Andrew

• Friend you missed hanging with:
All of them

• Person to hαve α serious conversαtion with:
Andrew

• Song you listened to:
Something by the Barenaked Ladies

• Thing you did last night:
Went to the pool to read while Andrew swam


TOMORROW IS LOST!!!!!!!!!!

Must find all my old LOST icons.